First, the chromosomes lined up in the centre of the cell.
Then, each chromosome split into two identical halves.
Next, the cell made a fold down its middle and…
Two cells, which both had all the information and instructions to make you… and then…
I got a sweater for Christmas. I would have preferred a moaner, or a screamer.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
Moose joke: My wife said she's loving me, because I don't listen well enough.
Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.