Cells Are Us – a publication by Balkwill and Rolph
First, the chromosomes lined up in the centre of the cell.
Then, each chromosome split into two identical halves.
Next, the cell made a fold down its middle and…
Two cells, which both had all the information and instructions to make you… and then…
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, the other times I just let her sleep.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.