Cells Are Us – a publication by Balkwill and Rolph
First, the chromosomes lined up in the centre of the cell.
Then, each chromosome split into two identical halves.
Next, the cell made a fold down its middle and…
Two cells, which both had all the information and instructions to make you… and then…
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Hate is a very strong word, that I only use for things I dislike.
Moose joke: My wife said she's loving me, because I don't listen well enough.